I’d call it “Fifty Thousand Volts of Irony.”
My idea of subversive performance art would be to electrify a swimming pool and turn an entire Sandals Resort into a giant human bug zapper.
I just took a flame to a spider’s web that was on my door frame, then I felt bad because I’d be gutted if someone burnt down my house. Then again, I wouldn’t build my house on someone else’s door frame.
I hate spiders.